Pakistan match fixing

Pakistan won the toss and elected to cheat

Blogger’s 11th Birthday Party - Inside AdSense

Blogger’s 11th Birthday Party - Inside AdSense

Tiger Woods divorce settlement

One thing I can say for Tiger Woods, he’s got a lot of balls. If he wants sympathy after being shafted for playing around with the birdies and constantly updating his scorecard, does he think we are green? He has made a big wedge out of this (how many golf related words can you find).

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Darbythefirst Blogs: The Cameron’s new born has been named

Darbythefirst Blogs: The Cameron’s new born has been named: "The Cameron’s new born has been named and as predicted, it has a Cornish connection, due to the baby’s birth place of Truro, so it is congra..."

The Cameron’s new born has been named

The Cameron’s new born has been named and as predicted, it has a Cornish connection, due to the baby’s birth place of Truro, so it is congratulations to the couple and baby Pixie Pasty Cameron




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Come on people of Coventry

Come on people of Coventry. Somebody must know this fat piece of evil lard. Name and shame the bitch.






http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/7960197/Cat-owners-hunt-for-woman-who-put-pet-in-wheelie-bin.html 

Dingoes are in limbo

Not to stereotype our friends down under but put another shrimp on the Barbie, as the Dingoes are in limbo. Why not have a fosters as they peruse the rosters. What’s the worst scenario, you end up with a coalition. That’s not too bad, on second thoughts !

ENDORSEMENT BY KATIE PRICE

Katie Price is there anything she wouldn’t endorse! How about the Katie Price pooper scooper with two big shovels at the front.

Ramadan is conducive to my health

I may as well say this as think it. Ramadan is conducive to my health - shall I elaborate? Why not, then maybe you might understand. I have just travelled home in a taxi, where the driver was nearly falling asleep at the wheel. He told me he had been on for a 12 hour shift with no food or fluids during this time! I feel that due to this unhealthy religious diet Ramadan, he was worn out and basically uncohererant due to lack of fluids and food. Therefore, all taxi drivers on Ramadan should be restricted to limited hours. I totally respect their religion but would like to get home in one piece!

Jaguar XJ75 Platinum,

Very nice - here’s the deal, I give you good worthy write ups and in return I get a Jaguar XJ75 Platinum, failing that what about a key ring.

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Bye Bye Clampers

It’s sad when anybody looses a job, but there are exceptions to the rule, especially with the low life companies who lay in wait like sewer rats, waiting to pray and scavenge for every last morsel bye bye clampers.

A snip at the price.

Elvis Aaron Presley or is it Elvis Hairgone Presley.Hair clippings, swept up and conserved by one of his hairdressers, has sold for £10,700.

BECKHAM'S MOVE TO CHELSEA

News just in, Chelsea have signed up David Beckham. The pensioners are said to be delighted with the newcomer as they welcome him .

England v Watching paint dry

I was left with two options tonight watch the England game or I have some paint drying, fantastic how paint dries from the outside in. WOW NOW THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT.

Why is this question been asking ?

Why are we less generous towards Pakistan than we were to Haiti?

The question of our nations generosities should not become a game of cat mouse with comparisons between counties faced with devastating situations and recent events. Surely, it is better to praise any heartfelt generosities which have been donated.

Blog Away: The latest gadgets

Blog Away: The latest gadgets: "The latest gadgets, I must admit I have always been a “keep up to date” person even at the cost of looking a real prat. I will take you and ..."

The latest gadgets

The latest gadgets, I must admit I have always been a “keep up to date” person even at the cost of looking a real prat. I will take you and myself back to the mid 80s when I lived in Chelsea, no I wasn’t a rich kid, I had a live-in job at a famous hospital, You know the one, old geezers in scarlet coats, got it? As I remember, the Filofax had just come out - wow I just had to have one, complete with all the inserts like the Paris underground map and the best restaurants in the USA.

I look back to when I used to sit in the Royal Court Tavern, filofax in hand flipping through it as if my life depended on it, knowing people were looking at me. Now and again I would have a look of contemplation on my face. Well, after paying a whole weeks wages for this it had to be seen as I flipped through rubbing my chin. But guess what - this week I am purchasing an IPad as I don’t want to be left out x

WHERE DO THEY DIG THEM UP FROM

A man suffered serious head injuries by some collapsing scaffolding. His family have been informed that all is not lost, with some words of consolation that a very minute part of his brain is working and they have got him on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Vanity Fair's best-dressed women in the world

Don’t you think the heading should read Vanity Fair best dressed women celebrities as opposed to ( Vanity Fair's best-dressed women in the world) Let’s be honest the women they have chosen are constantly in the limelight and are not going to dress like a bag woman, plus the fact most of them receive designer freebies to promote the designers latest fashions, thus making the best dressed billboards in the world.



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Diamonds are a girls best friend?

This diamond would be priceless if it wasn’t for the fact that it has a flaw in it.

 The imperfection looks like blood veins running through it. Diamonds are a girls best friend, is that right Naomi Campbell ?

Yorkshire Ripper

Why the hell are they giving the Yorkshire Ripper (Peter Sutcliffe ) the right to appeal against the High Court decision that he can never be released, in what is going to be a costly and a justifiable no win situation. Surely this money could be better spent on victim support services and not on the perpetrators of evil calculated doings.

The great British pleasantries should be put on hold this week

The great British pleasantries should be put on hold this week as Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari visits the UK. Don’t ask him how the weather is back home ?


Seemingly, he does not give a toss as him fellow men, women and children are suffering from devastating conditions after a deluge of flood waters that have claimed so many lives and leaving an incomprehensible aftermath. But hey, don’t let this spoil your trip ! You should be bloody ashamed of yourself President Asif Ali Zardari .

P.S I would ask one of your costly entourage to take an umbrella on Friday as we might have a bit of rain and we don’t want you to get wet.