PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON ALTERNATIVE PLAN

Cut-price wedding, sausage rolls from Greggs, getting clobbered up by Primark and a honeymoon at Butlins. Might I suggest Bognor Regis and with Bognor having Royal connections the couple may qualify for some extra discounts. Please take your own towels for swimming and why not put them on your gift list (more savings). Now we come to the venue of the marriage, that’s a tricky one! Got it, my garage, I will put a few flowers around it with some helium filled pink balloons ( real class). Anyway, must dash now got a gazebo to erect.